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Fat Fives Football is a member-driven Football League that aims to help its members get fit, lose weight and participate in fun, competitive and rewarding football weekly.

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About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just £6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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4kg lost in week one!! 😱 Greg tells us how he managed to avoid the xmas bloat. #weightloss #soccer
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STORM OF THE CENTURY! 🌪️ Huge Weight Loss Wins in the SEASON 10 OPENER! | Fat Fives Football
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Another session completed for 2026 👏🎉👍 Some brilliant football on show and new faces joined us 👏🎊
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First Session of 2026 complete!💪🎊👏 plenty of new year goals to lose weight and improve fitness 👏🎊
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Rapid Viennetta win the Season 9 Champions Cup! 🏆🎊
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Parmesan Belgrade lift the Season 9 Fat Fives Football league shield! 🎊🏆
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CHAMPIONS DECIDED! 🤯 Title Race Lost in FINAL MOMENTS! | Fat Fives S9 Grand Finale
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THE GRAND FINALE IS SET! 🏆 Title Race Goes DOWN TO THE WIRE! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 11
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TITLE FLIP! 🤯 New Leaders Emerge After Downpour Battle! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 10
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RAIN, GOALS, & A 1-POINT LEAD! ☔️ | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 9
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STORMING COMEBACK! 🤯 A Bottom Team Surges Up The Table! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 8
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NO ONE IS SAFE! 😱 | Spooky season kicks off with some frightful results! Fat Fives S9 - Week 7
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SHOCKING RETURN TO FORM! 🤯 | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 6
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LEAGUE LEADERS RECLAIM TOP SPOT?! 😱 | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 5
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Meet the Man Behind the Numbers: Week 4 TOTW Captain Stephen B! 🌟👑
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BIGGEST UPSET YET?! 🤯 | Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 4
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CAN ANYONE STOP FATBURN? 🤯 League Leaders Under PRESSURE! Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 3
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Taylor! 👏🎊 Season 9 Week 2 TOTW Captain Taylor returns to dominate AGAIN!! 😱
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SHOCKING Comeback & CLASH OF THE TITANS! 🤯 | Fat Fives Football Season 9 Highlights - Week 2
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Willie! 👏🎊 Season 9 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie chats losing 5.4kg!!
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THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND..SCOTT STERLING! #football #scottsterling #funny #memes #chucklecentral
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🚀 Fat Fives Football S9 KICKS OFF! Can Anyone Dethrone Champions Scrandinavia?! 👑
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Season 9 - Full Highlights
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🏆 CHAMPIONS! 🏆 The moment Scrandinavia lift the Fat Fives Football Season 8 League Shield Trophy! 🎉
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 FINALE! Scrandinavia Crowned! 🥈 2nd Place Decided & Final Table Chaos!
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 Week 11: Will Scrandinavia CLINCH the Title?! 🤯 Ivory or Rapid Stop Them?
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Chuck Norris takes out the competition at Fat Fives Football 👀 #chucknorris #memes #shorts
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Cheezy! 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 11 TOTW Captain Cheezy chats losing 5kg!!
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 Week 10: Scrandinavia Title Charge! 🤯 3-Way Battle for 2nd! 🔥
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 9: Can Scrandinavia Stay TOP? 🤯 Title Race INTENSE! 🔥
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Martin! 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 10 TOTW Captain Martin drops 3.0kg in 1 week! 😱👏
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Graeme! 👏🎊 Talking summer readiness with Week 8 TOTW Captain Graeme losing 2.8kg! 😱👏
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Timber! 👏🎊 It's going down with Week 7 TOTW Captain Timber drops 3.1kg! 😱👏
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 8: Top 3 Tight! 🤏 Bottom Battle Rages! 🔥Goals Galore Week! 🤯
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Top of Table Clash! 🏆 Mid-Season Mayhem & Must-See Moments! ✨ S8 Week 7 Fat Fives Football
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 5: Top Tier Tension 😬 & Bottom Table Brawl! 💥
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain T! 👏🎊 Interview with Season 8 Week 4 TOTW Captain Taylor drops 2.4kg in 1 week! 😱👏
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 4 - Rapid Top, Flaberdeen Chase! 🔥
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Season 8 - TOTW Interviews
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👏🎊 WEEK 2 TOTW CAPTAIN 👏🎊Short interview with Season 8 Week 2 TOTW Captain Adam, with over 3.4kg! 😱👏
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 3 - Ivory Toast Lead, Flaberdeen & Rapid Viennetta Push! 🏆
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⚽ Week 2 Highlights: 🥖 Ivory Toast Top, 😱 Shocks, 🔁 Signings & 🎭 Wild Match Drama!
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Back With a BANG! 💥 | Fat Fives Season 8 Week 1 – Top Goals & Drama
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👏🎊 WEEK 1 TOTW CAPTAIN 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie, with over 4kg loss ! 😱👏
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Season 8 - Full Highlights
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week 1 camera fail with the new camera setup 🙄 #camerafail #youtubeshorts
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Fat Fives Football - Lose weight, Play matches, Win confidence! ⚽🔥
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Final Week Showdown: Rapid Viennetta's Title Quest & Epic Battles! ⚽️🔥 | Fat Football Season 4

Latest Result

Ivory Toast

06-02-2026

2 : 2

8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Flaberdeen

Match Schedules

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League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Bayern Bru
6 5 0 1 23 8 15 15
2
Scrandinavia
6 5 0 1 23 11 12 15
3
OB City
6 4 0 2 23 9 14 12
4
Fatburn Rovers
6 3 0 3 15 19 -4 9
5
Ivory Toast
6 2 1 3 12 15 -3 7
6
Flaberdeen
6 2 1 3 17 21 -4 7
7
Rapid Viennetta
6 1 0 5 15 28 -13 3
8
Parmesan Belgrade
6 1 0 5 9 26 -17 3