About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just Β£6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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BIGGEST UPSET YET?! 🀯 | Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 4
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CAN ANYONE STOP FATBURN? 🀯 League Leaders Under PRESSURE! Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 3
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Taylor! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 9 Week 2 TOTW Captain Taylor returns to dominate AGAIN!! 😱
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SHOCKING Comeback & CLASH OF THE TITANS! 🀯 | Fat Fives Football Season 9 Highlights - Week 2
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Willie! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 9 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie chats losing 5.4kg!!
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THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND..SCOTT STERLING! #football #scottsterling #funny #memes #chucklecentral
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πŸš€ Fat Fives Football S9 KICKS OFF! Can Anyone Dethrone Champions Scrandinavia?! πŸ‘‘
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πŸ† CHAMPIONS! πŸ† The moment Scrandinavia lift the Fat Fives Football Season 8 League Shield Trophy! πŸŽ‰
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πŸ† Fat Fives Football S8 FINALE! Scrandinavia Crowned! πŸ₯ˆ 2nd Place Decided & Final Table Chaos!
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πŸ† Fat Fives Football S8 Week 11: Will Scrandinavia CLINCH the Title?! 🀯 Ivory or Rapid Stop Them?
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Chuck Norris takes out the competition at Fat Fives Football πŸ‘€ #chucknorris #memes #shorts
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Cheezy! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 8 Week 11 TOTW Captain Cheezy chats losing 5kg!!
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πŸ† Fat Fives Football S8 Week 10: Scrandinavia Title Charge! 🀯 3-Way Battle for 2nd! πŸ”₯
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 9: Can Scrandinavia Stay TOP? 🀯 Title Race INTENSE! πŸ”₯
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Martin! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 8 Week 10 TOTW Captain Martin drops 3.0kg in 1 week! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Graeme! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Talking summer readiness with Week 8 TOTW Captain Graeme losing 2.8kg! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Timber! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ It's going down with Week 7 TOTW Captain Timber drops 3.1kg! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 8: Top 3 Tight! 🀏 Bottom Battle Rages! πŸ”₯Goals Galore Week! 🀯
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Top of Table Clash! πŸ† Mid-Season Mayhem & Must-See Moments! ✨ S8 Week 7 Fat Fives Football
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 5: Top Tier Tension 😬 & Bottom Table Brawl! πŸ’₯
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain T! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Interview with Season 8 Week 4 TOTW Captain Taylor drops 2.4kg in 1 week! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 4 - Rapid Top, Flaberdeen Chase! πŸ”₯
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Season 8 - TOTW Interviews
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ WEEK 2 TOTW CAPTAIN πŸ‘πŸŽŠShort interview with Season 8 Week 2 TOTW Captain Adam, with over 3.4kg! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 3 - Ivory Toast Lead, Flaberdeen & Rapid Viennetta Push! πŸ†
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⚽ Week 2 Highlights: πŸ₯– Ivory Toast Top, 😱 Shocks, πŸ” Signings & 🎭 Wild Match Drama!
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Back With a BANG! πŸ’₯ | Fat Fives Season 8 Week 1 – Top Goals & Drama
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ WEEK 1 TOTW CAPTAIN πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 8 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie, with over 4kg loss ! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Season 8 - Full Highlights
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week 1 camera fail with the new camera setup πŸ™„ #camerafail #youtubeshorts
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Fat Fives Football - Lose weight, Play matches, Win confidence! ⚽πŸ”₯
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Final Week Showdown: Rapid Viennetta's Title Quest & Epic Battles! ⚽️πŸ”₯ | Fat Football Season 4
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Week 11 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Rapid Viennetta's Title Chase & Last-Minute Upsets! ⚽️πŸ”₯
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Week 10 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Title Showdown & Table Shake-ups! πŸ†βš½οΈ
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Week 9 Highlights: Intense Fight for the Title! πŸ”₯πŸ† | Fat Fives Football - Highlights
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Week 8 Thrills: Upsets, Goals & Fierce Title Battle! πŸ”₯πŸ† | Fat Fives Football Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 7 - Full Highlights
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James gets wasted #gta #memes #football #fatfives #wasted #funnyshorts #scotland
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Larry would be proud of Stephen #football #memes #curbyourmeme #larrydavid #funnyshorts #fiveaside
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He's going down, we're yelling timber! #soccer #fiveaside #fivesfootball #funny #memes #pitbull
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 6 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 5 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 4 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 3 - Full Highlights
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Baz names the season #football #soccer #fiveaside #humour #funny #memes #fivesfootball
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He could have been killed #football #soccer #manutd #fivesfootball #sports #alexferguson
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 2 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 1 - Full Highlights

Latest Result

Rapid Viennetta

12-09-2025

4 : 9

8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Flaberdeen

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League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Fatburn Rovers
15 10 1 4 58 40 18 31
2
Parmesan Belgrade
15 9 1 5 80 53 27 28
3
OB City
15 7 3 5 58 37 21 24
4
Ivory Toast
15 8 0 7 59 50 9 24
5
Bayern Bru
15 7 2 6 49 54 -5 23
6
Scrandinavia
15 7 0 8 59 66 -7 21
7
Rapid Viennetta
15 5 1 9 40 62 -22 16
8
Flaberdeen
15 3 0 12 46 87 -41 9