About us

Fat Fives Football is a member-driven Football League that aims to help its members get fit, lose weight and participate in fun, competitive and rewarding football weekly.

Contact Info

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Get Football Fit

Based in North East Scotland, our football league is dedicated to helping men lose weight, build up fitness and have fun in a safe and respectful community.

We are welcoming all players with BMI 26 or more. Use the link below to register to play today.

Weight Loss that Works

Our program puts physical health and fitness through sport and comradery at it's heart. Our members combined have lost over 75kg so far and continue to lose weight and improve their fitness

About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just £6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

Weight Loss

800kg

Goals

3000

Latest Videos -

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BIGGEST UPSET YET?! 🤯 | Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 4

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CAN ANYONE STOP FATBURN? 🤯 League Leaders Under PRESSURE! Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 3

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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Taylor! 👏🎊 Season 9 Week 2 TOTW Captain Taylor returns to dominate AGAIN!! 😱

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SHOCKING Comeback & CLASH OF THE TITANS! 🤯 | Fat Fives Football Season 9 Highlights - Week 2

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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Willie! 👏🎊 Season 9 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie chats losing 5.4kg!!

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THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND..SCOTT STERLING! #football #scottsterling #funny #memes #chucklecentral

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🚀 Fat Fives Football S9 KICKS OFF! Can Anyone Dethrone Champions Scrandinavia?! 👑

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🏆 CHAMPIONS! 🏆 The moment Scrandinavia lift the Fat Fives Football Season 8 League Shield Trophy! 🎉

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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 FINALE! Scrandinavia Crowned! 🥈 2nd Place Decided & Final Table Chaos!

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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 Week 11: Will Scrandinavia CLINCH the Title?! 🤯 Ivory or Rapid Stop Them?

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Chuck Norris takes out the competition at Fat Fives Football 👀 #chucknorris #memes #shorts

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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Cheezy! 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 11 TOTW Captain Cheezy chats losing 5kg!!

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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 Week 10: Scrandinavia Title Charge! 🤯 3-Way Battle for 2nd! 🔥

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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 9: Can Scrandinavia Stay TOP? 🤯 Title Race INTENSE! 🔥

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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Martin! 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 10 TOTW Captain Martin drops 3.0kg in 1 week! 😱👏

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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Graeme! 👏🎊 Talking summer readiness with Week 8 TOTW Captain Graeme losing 2.8kg! 😱👏

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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Timber! 👏🎊 It's going down with Week 7 TOTW Captain Timber drops 3.1kg! 😱👏

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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 8: Top 3 Tight! 🤏 Bottom Battle Rages! 🔥Goals Galore Week! 🤯

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Top of Table Clash! 🏆 Mid-Season Mayhem & Must-See Moments! ✨ S8 Week 7 Fat Fives Football

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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 5: Top Tier Tension 😬 & Bottom Table Brawl! 💥

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👏🎊 TOTW Captain T! 👏🎊 Interview with Season 8 Week 4 TOTW Captain Taylor drops 2.4kg in 1 week! 😱👏

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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 4 - Rapid Top, Flaberdeen Chase! 🔥

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Season 8 - TOTW Interviews

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👏🎊 WEEK 2 TOTW CAPTAIN 👏🎊Short interview with Season 8 Week 2 TOTW Captain Adam, with over 3.4kg! 😱👏

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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 3 - Ivory Toast Lead, Flaberdeen & Rapid Viennetta Push! 🏆

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⚽ Week 2 Highlights: 🥖 Ivory Toast Top, 😱 Shocks, 🔁 Signings & 🎭 Wild Match Drama!

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Back With a BANG! 💥 | Fat Fives Season 8 Week 1 – Top Goals & Drama

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👏🎊 WEEK 1 TOTW CAPTAIN 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie, with over 4kg loss ! 😱👏

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Season 8 - Full Highlights

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week 1 camera fail with the new camera setup 🙄 #camerafail #youtubeshorts

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Fat Fives Football - Lose weight, Play matches, Win confidence! ⚽🔥

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Final Week Showdown: Rapid Viennetta's Title Quest & Epic Battles! ⚽️🔥 | Fat Football Season 4

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Week 11 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Rapid Viennetta's Title Chase & Last-Minute Upsets! ⚽️🔥

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Week 10 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Title Showdown & Table Shake-ups! 🏆⚽️

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Week 9 Highlights: Intense Fight for the Title! 🔥🏆 | Fat Fives Football - Highlights

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Week 8 Thrills: Upsets, Goals & Fierce Title Battle! 🔥🏆 | Fat Fives Football Highlights

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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 7 - Full Highlights

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James gets wasted #gta #memes #football #fatfives #wasted #funnyshorts #scotland

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Larry would be proud of Stephen #football #memes #curbyourmeme #larrydavid #funnyshorts #fiveaside

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He's going down, we're yelling timber! #soccer #fiveaside #fivesfootball #funny #memes #pitbull

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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 6 - Full Highlights

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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 5 - Full Highlights

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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 4 - Full Highlights

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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 3 - Full Highlights

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Baz names the season #football #soccer #fiveaside #humour #funny #memes #fivesfootball

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He could have been killed #football #soccer #manutd #fivesfootball #sports #alexferguson

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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 2 - Full Highlights

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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 1 - Full Highlights

Latest Result

Rapid Viennetta

12-09-2025

4 : 9

8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Flaberdeen

Match Schedules

8.00 PM 19-09-2025

8.20 PM 19-09-2025

8.40 PM 19-09-2025

8.00 PM 26-09-2025

8.20 PM 26-09-2025

8.40 PM 26-09-2025

8.00 PM 03-10-2025

8.20 PM 03-10-2025

8.40 PM 03-10-2025

8.00 PM 10-10-2025

8.20 PM 10-10-2025

8.40 PM 10-10-2025

8.00 PM 17-10-2025

8.20 PM 17-10-2025

8.40 PM 17-10-2025

8.00 PM 24-10-2025

8.20 PM 24-10-2025

8.40 PM 24-10-2025

8.00 PM 31-10-2025

8.20 PM 31-10-2025

League Table

POS	TEAM	MP	W	D	L	GF	GA	GD	PTS
1	Fatburn Rovers	15	10	1	4	58	40	18	31
2	Parmesan Belgrade	15	9	1	5	80	53	27	28
3	OB City	15	7	3	5	58	37	21	24
4	Ivory Toast	15	8	0	7	59	50	9	24
5	Bayern Bru	15	7	2	6	49	54	-5	23
6	Scrandinavia	15	7	0	8	59	66	-7	21
7	Rapid Viennetta	15	5	1	9	40	62	-22	16
8	Flaberdeen	15	3	0	12	46	87	-41	9

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