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Fat Fives Football is a member-driven Football League that aims to help its members get fit, lose weight and participate in fun, competitive and rewarding football weekly.

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About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just £6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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SEASON 11 FINALE! 🏆 | The Champions Crowned & The Trophy Lifted | Season 1
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🎬 FATBURN ROVERS ARE SEASON 11 CHAMPIONS 🏆🔥📝
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🎬 WHAT A HEADER FROM ADAM… BUT THE POST DENIES HIM 😱😭
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🎬 JOSH C SAID I'LL DO IT MYSELF 😭🔥
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🎬 ROSS WITH THE DAGGER FOR TITLE CHASING FATBURN ROVERS 😮‍💨🔥
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🎬 OFF THE POST AND GREGOR LEVELS IT UP 😮‍💨🔥
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TROPHY IN SIGHT?! 👑 | Week 11 Delivers Title-Race Drama | Season 11
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🎬 CONNOR ROUNDS IT OFF IN STYLE FOR BAYERN BRU 🔥💥
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🎬 THE BALL IS STILL IN THERE SOMEWHERE 😭😂🔥 #football #aberdeen #fiveaside
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🎬 TAYLOR'S HIGHLIGHT REEL JUST KEEPS GETTING LONGER 😭🔥 #football #fiveaside #aberdeen #soccer
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🎬 THE BACKHEEL. THE WIN. THE SCENES 😮‍💨🔥 #football #fiveaside #aberdeen #bettertogether
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🎬 OFF THE BOARDS AND INTO THE NET 😮‍💨🔥
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🎬 STEVIE G WITH THE HEADER… BUT IT'S DISALLOWED 😱😭
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🎬 CHRIS M TAKES THE DEFLECTION AND IT'S IN 😱🔥
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🎬 GOGS… IT WAS RIGHT THERE 😱😭
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TABLE ON THE MOVE! 📊 | Big Mid-Table Shuffles In Week 8 | Season 11
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🎬 WHEN THE VOLLEY CONNECTS PERFECTLY 😮‍💨
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🎬 ZAC WITH A DOUBLE SAVE AND IT'S UNREAL 🧤😱
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🎬 BRADY… IT WAS OPEN 😱😭
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🎬 JACK SAW IT BEFORE ANYONE ELSE DID 😭🔥
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🎬 THE VISION WAS THERE… THE EXECUTION LESS SO 😮‍💨
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TITLE RACE HEATING UP! 🔥 | Week 7 Delivers Goals & Drama | Season 11
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🎬 "HOW DID HE SAVE THAT?! 🧤😱"
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🎬 "SHAUN WATCHED TOO MUCH CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 😭🔥"📝
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🎬 "HE CAME ALL THE WAY FROM AMERICA FOR THAT 😂"📝
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🎬 "THIS IS WHAT TEAMWORK LOOKS LIKE 😮‍💨"📝
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14 GOALS?! 😱 | Week 6 Serves Up A Result For The Ages | Week 6
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🎬 CHRIS M FROM DISTANCE 📝 Chris with the shot from long range against Rapid Viennetta
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🎬 BEANS WITH A STATEMENT 😮‍💨📝 Long range. No hesitation. Fatburn Rovers had no answer for that one🫡
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🎬 "DID IT CROSS THE LINE? 👀"📝 Lewis with the own goal of the season 😭 But did that actually cross?
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🎬 "DID HE GET THE BALL? 👀"📝 Ball or man? YOU decide 👇
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BLOWN WIDE OPEN! 💥 | The Title Race Just Got A LOT More Interesting | Week 3
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🎬 TOP BINS FROM DISTANCE 🚀 Shaun with the finish of the season 😤 Long range, top right, no chance 🧤❌
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🏆 4.5kg in Week 1?! Greg OWNS the Captaincy! | TOTW Season 11
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Tommy with an absolute screamer for Ivory Toast,but did that clip an O.B City player on the way in?🤔
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Parmesan Belgrade captain Jack with one of the goals of the season… just not for the right team 😬⚽
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Unlucky Jonny, it can happen to any of us ... just not often right in front of the camera! 🫣
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Season 10 league winners are SCRANDINAVIA!! 🎊👏🇦🇹
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TITLE ON THE LINE? 🏆 | Could the Champions be Crowned? | Season 10 Week 10
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James is leading the way! ⚽️✨Fantastic 2.8kg loss this week! 🔥🏆
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THE BUSINESS END! 📉 | Massive Shifts in the Standings | Season 10 Week 9
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THE TITLE FIGHT! ⚔️ | A Massive Statement at the Summit! | Season 10 Week 8
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JACK S HAS JUST BROKEN THE SOUND BARRIER! 🚀
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"Unbelievable, Jeff!"⚽️😱 Chuckie just sent shockwaves with an absolute peach of a header!
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Wrighter just turned the pitch into a dance floor! 🌪️💃
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THE HALFWAY HURDLE! ⏱️ | Massive Shifts at the Summit! | Season 10 Week 6
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Robbie is absolutely ROARING! 🦁 A massive 3.9kg dropped in just one week! Captain for TOTW Week 5 🥇
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WHAT A SAVE! 🧤🛑 Zac from Parmesan Belgrade was an absolute cat in goals this week!

Latest Result

Rapid Viennetta

20-11-2026

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8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Scrandinavia

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League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Bayern Bru
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
2
Fatburn Rovers
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
3
Flaberdeen
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
4
Ivory Toast
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
5
OB City
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
6
Parmesan Belgrade
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
7
Rapid Viennetta
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
8
Scrandinavia
0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0