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Fat Fives Football is a member-driven Football League that aims to help its members get fit, lose weight and participate in fun, competitive and rewarding football weekly.

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About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just £6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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James is leading the way! ⚽️✨Fantastic 2.8kg loss this week! 🔥🏆
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THE BUSINESS END! 📉 | Massive Shifts in the Standings | Season 10 Week 9
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THE TITLE FIGHT! ⚔️ | A Massive Statement at the Summit! | Season 10 Week 8
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JACK S HAS JUST BROKEN THE SOUND BARRIER! 🚀
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"Unbelievable, Jeff!"⚽️😱 Chuckie just sent shockwaves with an absolute peach of a header!
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TITLE RACE TWIST! 🌪️ | A New Challenger Enters 2nd Place | S10 W7
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Absolute CHAOS at the edge of the box! 🌪️⚽️
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Wrighter just turned the pitch into a dance floor! 🌪️💃
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THE HALFWAY HURDLE! ⏱️ | Massive Shifts at the Summit! | Season 10 Week 6
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Robbie is absolutely ROARING! 🦁 A massive 3.9kg dropped in just one week! Captain for TOTW Week 5 🥇
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WHAT A SAVE! 🧤🛑 Zac from Parmesan Belgrade was an absolute cat in goals this week!
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THE BATTLE LINES ARE DRAWN! ⚔️ | Top vs. Bottom Drama | Fat Fives Football S10 W5 Highlights
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RECORDS BROKEN! 🏟️ | 75 Players & A Table Shake-Up! | Season 10 Week 4
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Matt S grabs the armband for Week 3 👏 2.2kg lost in week 3, congrats! #weightloss #soccer #football
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Spectacular goal from Jonny with the diving header! 😱👏🥅 #football #soccer #aberdeen #weightloss
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TITANS CLASH! ⚔️ | Fat Fives Football Season 10 Week 3 Highlights
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Jack smashes it in week 2 with over 3kg loss #BetterTogether #WeightLoss #football #soccer
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STORM PROOF! 🌪️ | Fat Fives Football Season 10 Week 2 Highlights
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4kg lost in week one!! 😱 Greg tells us how he managed to avoid the xmas bloat. #weightloss #soccer
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STORM OF THE CENTURY! 🌪️ Huge Weight Loss Wins in the SEASON 10 OPENER! | Fat Fives Football
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Season 10 Highlights
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Another session completed for 2026 👏🎉👍 Some brilliant football on show and new faces joined us 👏🎊
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First Session of 2026 complete!💪🎊👏 plenty of new year goals to lose weight and improve fitness 👏🎊
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Rapid Viennetta win the Season 9 Champions Cup! 🏆🎊
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Parmesan Belgrade lift the Season 9 Fat Fives Football league shield! 🎊🏆
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CHAMPIONS DECIDED! 🤯 Title Race Lost in FINAL MOMENTS! | Fat Fives S9 Grand Finale
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THE GRAND FINALE IS SET! 🏆 Title Race Goes DOWN TO THE WIRE! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 11
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TITLE FLIP! 🤯 New Leaders Emerge After Downpour Battle! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 10
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RAIN, GOALS, & A 1-POINT LEAD! ☔️ | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 9
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STORMING COMEBACK! 🤯 A Bottom Team Surges Up The Table! | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 8
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NO ONE IS SAFE! 😱 | Spooky season kicks off with some frightful results! Fat Fives S9 - Week 7
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SHOCKING RETURN TO FORM! 🤯 | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 6
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LEAGUE LEADERS RECLAIM TOP SPOT?! 😱 | Fat Fives S9 Highlights - Week 5
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Meet the Man Behind the Numbers: Week 4 TOTW Captain Stephen B! 🌟👑
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BIGGEST UPSET YET?! 🤯 | Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 4
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CAN ANYONE STOP FATBURN? 🤯 League Leaders Under PRESSURE! Fat Fives Football S9 Highlights - Week 3
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Taylor! 👏🎊 Season 9 Week 2 TOTW Captain Taylor returns to dominate AGAIN!! 😱
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SHOCKING Comeback & CLASH OF THE TITANS! 🤯 | Fat Fives Football Season 9 Highlights - Week 2
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Willie! 👏🎊 Season 9 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie chats losing 5.4kg!!
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THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND..SCOTT STERLING! #football #scottsterling #funny #memes #chucklecentral
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🚀 Fat Fives Football S9 KICKS OFF! Can Anyone Dethrone Champions Scrandinavia?! 👑
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Season 9 - Full Highlights
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🏆 CHAMPIONS! 🏆 The moment Scrandinavia lift the Fat Fives Football Season 8 League Shield Trophy! 🎉
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 FINALE! Scrandinavia Crowned! 🥈 2nd Place Decided & Final Table Chaos!
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 Week 11: Will Scrandinavia CLINCH the Title?! 🤯 Ivory or Rapid Stop Them?
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Chuck Norris takes out the competition at Fat Fives Football 👀 #chucknorris #memes #shorts
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👏🎊 TOTW Captain Cheezy! 👏🎊 Season 8 Week 11 TOTW Captain Cheezy chats losing 5kg!!
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🏆 Fat Fives Football S8 Week 10: Scrandinavia Title Charge! 🤯 3-Way Battle for 2nd! 🔥

Latest Result

Ivory Toast

03-04-2026

0 : 3

8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Fatburn Rovers

Match Schedules

8.00 PM 10-04-2026
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8.00 PM 17-04-2026
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League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Scrandinavia
30 27 1 2 137 53 84 82
2
Bayern Bru
30 20 4 6 113 58 55 64
3
OB City
30 14 3 13 87 87 0 45
4
Ivory Toast
30 12 4 14 85 83 2 40
5
Parmesan Belgrade
30 12 1 17 84 111 -27 37
6
Fatburn Rovers
30 10 5 15 68 90 -22 35
7
Flaberdeen
30 7 5 18 70 116 -46 26
8
Rapid Viennetta
30 4 5 21 74 120 -46 17