About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just Β£6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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Chuck Norris takes out the competition at Fat Fives Football πŸ‘€ #chucknorris #memes #shorts
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Ceezy! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 8 Week 11 TOTW Captain Cheezy chats losing 5kg!!
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πŸ† Fat Fives Football S8 Week 10: Scrandinavia Title Charge! 🀯 3-Way Battle for 2nd! πŸ”₯
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 9: Can Scrandinavia Stay TOP? 🀯 Title Race INTENSE! πŸ”₯
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Martin! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 10 Week 4 TOTW Captain Martin drops 3.0kg in 1 week! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Graeme! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Talking summer readiness with Week 8 TOTW Captain Graeme losing 2.8kg! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain Timber! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ It's going down with Week 7 TOTW Captain Timber drops 3.1kg! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 8: Top 3 Tight! 🀏 Bottom Battle Rages! πŸ”₯Goals Galore Week! 🀯
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Top of Table Clash! πŸ† Mid-Season Mayhem & Must-See Moments! ✨ S8 Week 7 Fat Fives Football
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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 5: Top Tier Tension 😬 & Bottom Table Brawl! πŸ’₯
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain T! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Interview with Season 8 Week 4 TOTW Captain Taylor drops 2.4kg in 1 week! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 4 - Rapid Top, Flaberdeen Chase! πŸ”₯
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Season 8 - TOTW Interviews
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ WEEK 2 TOTW CAPTAIN πŸ‘πŸŽŠShort interview with Season 8 Week 2 TOTW Captain Adam, with over 3.4kg! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 3 - Ivory Toast Lead, Flaberdeen & Rapid Viennetta Push! πŸ†
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⚽ Week 2 Highlights: πŸ₯– Ivory Toast Top, 😱 Shocks, πŸ” Signings & 🎭 Wild Match Drama!
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Back With a BANG! πŸ’₯ | Fat Fives Season 8 Week 1 – Top Goals & Drama
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ WEEK 1 TOTW CAPTAIN πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 8 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie, with over 4kg loss ! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Season 8 - Full Highlights
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week 1 camera fail with the new camera setup πŸ™„ #camerafail #youtubeshorts
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Fat Fives Football - Lose weight, Play matches, Win confidence! ⚽πŸ”₯
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Final Week Showdown: Rapid Viennetta's Title Quest & Epic Battles! ⚽️πŸ”₯ | Fat Football Season 4
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Week 11 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Rapid Viennetta's Title Chase & Last-Minute Upsets! ⚽️πŸ”₯
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Week 10 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Title Showdown & Table Shake-ups! πŸ†βš½οΈ
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Week 9 Highlights: Intense Fight for the Title! πŸ”₯πŸ† | Fat Fives Football - Highlights
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Week 8 Thrills: Upsets, Goals & Fierce Title Battle! πŸ”₯πŸ† | Fat Fives Football Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 7 - Full Highlights
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James gets wasted #gta #memes #football #fatfives #wasted #funnyshorts #scotland
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Larry would be proud of Stephen #football #memes #curbyourmeme #larrydavid #funnyshorts #fiveaside
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He's going down, we're yelling timber! #soccer #fiveaside #fivesfootball #funny #memes #pitbull
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 6 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 5 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 4 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 3 - Full Highlights
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Baz names the season #football #soccer #fiveaside #humour #funny #memes #fivesfootball
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He could have been killed #football #soccer #manutd #fivesfootball #sports #alexferguson
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 2 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 1 - Full Highlights
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Season 4 - Full Highlights
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Season 4
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Penny goes for the shot #football #stillgame #aberdeen #soccer #footballleague #fiveaside
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Scrandinavia vs Parmesan Belgrade
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Scrandinavia vs OB City
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Parmesan Belgrade vs OB City
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Flaberdeen vs Scrandinavia
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Flaberdeen vs Parmesan Belgrade
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Flaberdeen vs OB City

Latest Result

Fatburn Rovers

25-07-2025

3 : 9

8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Scrandinavia

Match Schedules

League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Scrandinavia
35 25 0 10 165 122 43 75
2
Ivory Toast
35 21 2 12 140 127 13 65
3
Rapid Viennetta
35 17 4 14 124 118 6 55
4
Fatburn Rovers
35 17 3 15 119 114 5 54
5
OB City
35 16 4 15 145 128 17 52
6
Bayern Bru
35 11 6 18 118 123 -5 39
7
Flaberdeen
35 12 3 20 118 132 -14 39
8
Parmesan Belgrade
35 8 4 23 114 179 -65 28