About Fat Fives Football

Fat Fives Football is a football weight loss and fitness program designed for men with a BMI of 26 or over. We combine the team spirit and cardio of weekly football matches to produce a highly effective weight loss programme that has seen over 80% of our members lose weight!

From just Β£6 a week, we work on a "pay-when-you-play" model, no monthly subscriptions or hidden costs. We provide access to Class 3 medical weight measuring equipment, weight tracking software and a friendly and highly engaged online player community.

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Players

140

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Weight Loss

800kg

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Goals

3000

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Fat Fives Football S8 Week 5: Top Tier Tension 😬 & Bottom Table Brawl! πŸ’₯
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ TOTW Captain T! πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Interview with Season 8 Week 4 TOTW Captain Taylor drops 2.4kg in 1 week! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 4 - Rapid Top, Flaberdeen Chase! πŸ”₯
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ WEEK 2 TOTW CAPTAIN πŸ‘πŸŽŠShort interview with Season 8 Week 2 TOTW Captain Adam, with over 3.4kg! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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Fat Fives Football - Season 8 Week 3 - Ivory Toast Lead, Flaberdeen & Rapid Viennetta Push! πŸ†
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⚽ Week 2 Highlights: πŸ₯– Ivory Toast Top, 😱 Shocks, πŸ” Signings & 🎭 Wild Match Drama!
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Back With a BANG! πŸ’₯ | Fat Fives Season 8 Week 1 – Top Goals & Drama
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πŸ‘πŸŽŠ WEEK 1 TOTW CAPTAIN πŸ‘πŸŽŠ Season 8 Week 1 TOTW Captain Willie, with over 4kg loss ! πŸ˜±πŸ‘
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week 1 camera fail with the new camera setup πŸ™„ #camerafail #youtubeshorts
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Fat Fives Football - Lose weight, Play matches, Win confidence! ⚽πŸ”₯
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Final Week Showdown: Rapid Viennetta's Title Quest & Epic Battles! ⚽️πŸ”₯ | Fat Football Season 4
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Week 11 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Rapid Viennetta's Title Chase & Last-Minute Upsets! ⚽️πŸ”₯
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Week 10 Fat Fives Football Highlights: Title Showdown & Table Shake-ups! πŸ†βš½οΈ
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Week 9 Highlights: Intense Fight for the Title! πŸ”₯πŸ† | Fat Fives Football - Highlights
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Week 8 Thrills: Upsets, Goals & Fierce Title Battle! πŸ”₯πŸ† | Fat Fives Football Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 7 - Full Highlights
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James gets wasted #gta #memes #football #fatfives #wasted #funnyshorts #scotland
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Larry would be proud of Stephen #football #memes #curbyourmeme #larrydavid #funnyshorts #fiveaside
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He's going down, we're yelling timber! #soccer #fiveaside #fivesfootball #funny #memes #pitbull
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 6 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 5 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 4 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 3 - Full Highlights
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Baz names the season #football #soccer #fiveaside #humour #funny #memes #fivesfootball
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He could have been killed #football #soccer #manutd #fivesfootball #sports #alexferguson
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 2 - Full Highlights
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Fat Fives Football - Season 4 Week 1 - Full Highlights
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Season 4 - Full Highlights
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Season 4
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Penny goes for the shot #football #stillgame #aberdeen #soccer #footballleague #fiveaside
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Scrandinavia vs Parmesan Belgrade
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Scrandinavia vs OB City
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Parmesan Belgrade vs OB City
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Flaberdeen vs Scrandinavia
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Flaberdeen vs Parmesan Belgrade
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 10 - Flaberdeen vs OB City
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 8 - Scrandinavia vs Parmesan Belgrade
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 8 - Flaberdeen vs OB City
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 8 - Scrandinavia vs OB City
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 8 - OB City vs Parmesan Belgrade
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 8 - Flaberdeen vs Scrandinavia
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 7 - Parmesan Belgrade vs Scrandinavia
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 7 - Parmesan Belgrade vs Flaberdeen
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 7 - Scrandinavia vs Flaberdeen
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 7 - OB City vs Flaberdeen
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 7 - OB City vs Scrandinavia
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Fat Fives Football - Season 3 Week 7 - OB City vs Parmesan Belgrade

Latest Result

Fatburn Rovers

27-06-2025

3 : 4

8:40 PMGoals Aberdeen

Flaberdeen

Match Schedules

League Table

POS TEAM MP W D L GF GA GD PTS
1
Rapid Viennetta
24 14 4 6 92 69 23 46
2
Scrandinavia
24 15 0 9 115 98 17 45
3
Ivory Toast
24 14 2 8 99 88 11 44
4
Fatburn Rovers
24 12 2 10 82 76 6 38
5
OB City
24 10 2 12 105 94 11 32
6
Flaberdeen
24 10 2 12 93 91 2 32
7
Bayern Bru
24 6 4 14 82 89 -7 22
8
Parmesan Belgrade
24 6 2 16 77 140 -63 20